10.16.06
Jesus Saves!
Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on
the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was
tired of hearing all the bickering.
Finally fed up, God said: "THAT'S IT! I have had enough ! I am going to
give you both a test that will run for two hours, and from the results, I
will judge who does the better job."
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away at their test:
They moused.
They faxed.
They e-mailed.
They e-mailed with attachments.
They downloaded.
They did spreadsheets.
They wrote reports.
They created labels and cards.
They created charts and graphs.
They did some genealogy reports.
They did every job known to man.
Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.
Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed
across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured and, of course, the power went
off.
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in
the underworld.
Jesus just sighed.
Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their
computers.
Satan started searching frantically, screaming: "It's gone!
It's all GONE!!
I lost everything when the power went out!"
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the
past two hours of work.
Satan observed this and became irrate: "Wait!" he screamed.
"That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't
have any?"
God just shrugged and said:
"Jesus saves."
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08.15.06
50 questions
If you opened this, you MUST FILL IT OUT ! Learn 50 things about your friends, and let them learn 50 things about you!
1. How tall are you barefoot?
5′5 1/2"
2. Have you ever been unfaithful in a relationship?
no
3. Do you own a gun?
no
4. If you had a mental disorder, what would it be?
borderline personality or obsessive compulsive
5. How many letters are in your crush’s first name?
6
6. What do you think of hot dogs??
don’t like them unless from king kone
7. What’s your favorite Christmas song?
what child is this and winter wonderland
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
oj
9. Do you do push-ups?
nope
10. Have you ever done ecstasy?
no
11. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
hubby
12. Do you like the rain?
yes
13. Are you sweet?
i guess
14. On a scale of 1 to 10(ten being the best) what do you rate yourself?
in what?
15. Do you have A.D.D?
nope
16. full initials?
ACM
17. Name 4 thoughts at this exact moment.
1. I wonder what Christian is doing.
2. I wonder what hubby is thinking about right now.
3. I’m nervous yet excited about my trip.
4. I’m fat.
18. Name the last 3 things you have bought in the past week.
1. toys for Christian
2. food
3. soda
20. What time did you wake up today?
about 9 am the first time
21. Can you spell?
yup
22. Current worry?
my marraige
23. Current hate?
not being able to walk
24. Favorite place to be?
with Christian and hubby
25. Least favorite place to be?
here
26. Where would you like to go?
anywhere with hubby
27. Do you own slippers?
no
28. Where do you think you’ll be in 10 years?
I hope still alive, with hubby and Christian, and happy.
29. Do you burn or tan?
burn
30. Yellow or blue?
blue
31 Would you be a pirate?
if Johnny Depp was there you’d better believe it
32. Last time your phone rang?
a few minutes ago
33. What song do you sing in the shower?
nothing
34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
dark stuff that lurked in the shadows and corners of my house
35. What’s in your pockets right now?
nothing
36. Last thing that made you laugh?
a memory
37. Best bed sheets you had as a child?
no idea
38. Worst injury you’ve ever had?
when i completely ruined my knee once when i fell on it, that was the beginning of the end of me walking
40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
2
43. Does someone have a crush on you?
yeah
44. Do you wish on stars?
no
46. What song did you last hear?
people get ready Jesus is coming
47. When were you last kissed?
Saturday
48. What is your favorite cereal?
crispix
49.What were you doing at midnight last night?
watching kittens and puppies play together
50.What was the first thing you thought when you woke up?
what time is it
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08.10.06
21 Firsts
1. Who was your first prom date?
didn’t go
2. Who was your first roommate?
my hubby
3. What alcoholic beverage did you first drink?
whatever that beer was Daddy gave me
4. What was your first job?
volunteer tutor
5. What was your first car?
don’t drive
6. Your first kiss?
Tony
7. Who was your first love?
true love = hubby
8. Who was your first grade teacher?
Mrs. Fletcher
9. Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane?
no where
10. When you snuck out of your house for the first time, who was it with?
myself
11. Who was your first best friend and are you still friends with them?
Amanda Lundy and she moved after third grade. 
12. Where was your first sleepover?
umm, probably with Dena
13. Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day?
I get on here and talk to whoever is on.
14. Whose wedding were you in the first time?
my brother Bug’s
15. What is the first thing you did this morning?
woke up thinking about how hot it is
16. What was the first concert you went to?
none
17. First tattoo or piercing?
piercing ears, no tattoos
18. First celebrity crush?
johnny depp
19. First crush?
Josh
20. First true love?
GOD
21. First time you smoked a cigarette?
7ish
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